Yordles are some of the sweetest, kindest, most helpful, cheerful, and terrifying creatures to ever walk Runeterra. I wish I was joking.
Wait, hear me out on this. Yordles, as I’m sure you know, are very social creatures, they talk and gossip and interact with each other because the community keeps them calm and comfortable and sane. And then you get abnormalities like Teemo and Veigar.
Bandle city is hidden way on the southern side of Valoran behind the Sablestone Mountains keeping out most monsters and horrors from the Plague jungle and the Voo Doo lands, as well weird old things from Kumungu Jungle.
I served with Teemo on a scouting mission. I saw him take down a Kumungu Lindow Snarl, by himself, without traps. There is something fundamentally wrong about Teemo. I’ve never seen a Yordle enjoy killing something like Teemo has. Hell, I don’t think I’ve ever seen anyone Noxian included enjoy killing something that much, and I’ve seen Draven. The only difference between Teemo and Veigar, really, is that Teemo likes to kill.
Veigar likes to torture. Veigar was captured and deprived of contact with anyone or anything for years. This broke his mind. And now he’s one of the most terrifying forces of nature to date, and he knows it.
Yes, I can beat any one of them into the ground. That does not mean, however, that I want to test my luck against the race that founded the great hunt. That shit’s not worth any paycheck.
(( It’s been raining new followers latelly so here have a little tribute to my latest biggest supports of my shenanigans :3
Lots of love to you 4, and the 397 others ♥
von-the-first-mate looking forward to bugging you so many more posts, there’s already a few planed >:D
iris-the-electromancer lot’s of cuddle to come ! So many drawing I want to make for you, one day I’ll get to do it all ! *Hugs tight*
byforceofwill the rabbit never tire of the Sovereign, just like I never tire of reading you :3
icameinlikeawreckingboar we only found each other recently but you’re very inspiring, like Iris the response I owe you are pilling, but I’ll manage !
Indeed, I confess that Syndra’s grown curious about this invader who came to her sister’s home~
I HAVE NO MERCY FOR THE WEAK, ALWAYS REMEMBER THAT YOU CLICKED THE LINK.
YOU COULD HAVE TURNED AWAY.
YOU COULD HAVE IGNORED IT.
BUT YOU DIDN’T
I AM BLAMELESS, MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Wizards are people who purposely muck around with the fundamental building blocks of the universe. They take ambient arcane energy and shape it as they see fit (typically through the use of a focus ex: a staff).
Anyone can be a wizard, but you have to spend a long time learning the craft.
There is an exact science to Wizardry, all those strange words and hand gestures (when without a focus) have a lot meaning when the difference between “Kel ‘armun” and “Kal ‘armun” is the difference between setting the enemy on fire and setting yourself/ your team on fire.
One wizard can be just as powerful as another, given time enough time and resources.
Sorcerers are a source of the fundamental building blocks. For some reason sorcerers have a little bit of raw arcane power in their blood. This leads to odd things happening as they unintentionally tap into this power as they grow up (such as shooting lighting at bully or sneezing fire.)
You have to be born a Sorcerer, and such magic is typically inherited from parent to offspring.
Sorcery is an art. Unlike Wizards and Warlocks, where there are rules for what you can and cannot do with your power, Sorcerers use gut instinct and
No two sorcerers have the same amount of power or control, and can vary widely from person to person.
Warlocks are people who attain their power through making a deal with an entity that is stronger than they are. Typically this is involves Demons, Devils, and things like them, but can also include ghosts, dragons, creatures that live in the elemental planes, etc. as long as they are powerful enough to share.
Anyone can be a Warlock, since you are not the source of your power.
A Warlock is a servant, in exchange for power you serve the will of your contract holder. If you fulfill the contract, the power may be yours to keep depending on the terms. It is possible to buy out the contract or, if you’re clever, keep the power without fulfilling the contract and doing as you please with the power.
It is possible for warlocks to just as powerful as one another, depending on who their masters are and how much they bargained for to get their power, but the amount of control can vary.
DO I, IT’S MY FAVORITE SERIES, I HAVEN’T MISSED A BOOK FROM THE MAIN SERIES. ONLY A COUPLE SHORTS IN ANTHOLOGIES ARE THINGS I DON’T HAVE
I EVEN HAVE THE RPG BOOKS.
no, you don’t understand, a LOT of my Syndra is based around Jim Butcher’s portrayal of Mab and Lea.
|—||Jim Butcher, Ghost Story (via generaldarius)|
Everyone go give summonerkannu a hug because she’s fantastic
Update: I CAN RIDE MOON MOON
(( Yes you can ! ))
(( Oh I’m sorry, was this not what you ment ? ¬‿¬ ))
(( dianamoonfall HELP I’VE FALLEN AND I CAN’T GET UP))
First off. Kayle and Diana are a product of Merc at Serenes Fores and Garen is a product of my Mewthos at Serenes Forest. Without any of these individuals I don’t think any of these screen shots would look nearly as polished as they do.
Secondly. It looks like I will be making the deadline. It won’t be a long demo but I certainly will have something to show that by all means isn’t final but it’ll at the very least be playable.
Additionally, I felt a little more motivated to get a Diana portrait out there due to Follow-No-False-Light. So this is also for her.
*falls out of chair at work*
OMFG I CAN’T EVEN.
DIANA HAS BEST JOKES.
AND MY NAME IS SARAH.
SO IT’S EVEN FUCKING FUNNIER!
EVEN THOUGH I HAVE ARMS AND LEGS!
anionianrose you are the best.
On the fly.
- no deliberation between us while we fight.
- The arena will be flat and featureless plain, grass is too short to hide, but thick enough to cushion a falling person who tripped.
Information about this character When Fighting:
- Walker is a physical monster, able to wield giant weapons one handed, and equally adept at using them in either hand
- Walker is Pious (a follower of the goddess of fortune, Caffrey) and intelligent, Miracles and Sorceries of moderate strength.
- Walker carries, at all times, a Dark Uchigatana
The Bow of Want
(Ammunition Fire Arrows)
And the Sunset Staff.
- Great Heavy Soul Arrow (16 Casts)
- Soul Spear (4 casts)
- Crystal Magic Weapon (1 cast, 10 posts)
Walker’s special characteristics:
- Walker is strong, but they’ve had to be. Fall down six times stand up seven, as is the battle cry of the Undead. In order to defeat walker you must successfully land 5 killing blows on them.
- Sever the spine
- cut in half
- rupture the heart
- stabbed repeatedly
- have fun, get creative.
May Caffrey bless you in the field!
I’m looking to break in this Dark Souls II character, and I can think of no better way to do it than through brutal combat.